One day I realized that we say the oddest and most random things at our house and I have been joking ever since that I should compile a list and blog them. Well here goes. This is a sampling of a few things you might hear at our house if you stayed with us for a couple of days. Dont judge becasuse you know that you say random crap at your house too!
"Taste it, it might be chocolate not poo!"
"I am tired of your emotional constipation"
"If you have poo, fling it NOW!"
"Slug Bug"
"If it makes you happy, it cant be that bad!"
"Do you think she might be hungry?"
"You STINKY! So STINKY!"
(Song to the tune of the Black Eyed Peas song Smells Like Funk)
"Put your back into it!"
"Whip it, whip it good!"
(And you have to whip your head)
"I think I am going through menapause"
"Monkey Balls!"
"Jesus-Chistmases"
"Flippershnitz"
"Jesus-navidad"
(This ones in Spanish)
"I dont understand Claudish"
(A mixture of Spanish, English, and a dash of Claudia)
"I need my medicine"
(hmmm...wine!)
"Is that ghetto, white trash, or other?"
&
"It is what it is!"
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