1. Leave your house at 12:00
2. Pick up passport picture from Walgreen's, which was taken earlier that day. Then head out of town.
3. At 1:10 call consulate to find out what time they close. Perfect, they close at at 2:00 and you are only 40 minutes away. That gives you a leeway of 10 minutes, cakewalk!
4. Drive like the wind
5. Get stuck behind every idiot driver
6. Don't eat before you leave the house. It makes the drive down that much more exciting.
7. Ensure you hit a ton of bumper to bumper traffic.
8. Wave "hi" to the cops on the side of the road giving someone else a traffic ticket. Deep sigh of relief it wasn't you.
9. Hit road construction but quickly move to the left and get out of the cluster fuck that is developing where the lanes are all merging.
10. Flip off every fast food joint you pass because at the moment they are just not fast enough and you are starving.
11. Once you get to the toll bridge celebrate your ingenious self for buying the Fastpass on your last SF visit. Saved a lot of time here!
12. Enter into the city with only 12 minutes to spare before 2:00
13. Drive faster
14. Quickly at a stop light switch drivers
15. Drop off Peruvian 3 blocks away
16. Now run Peruvian run... 8 minutes and counting
17. Find the building with the consulate in it
18. Not there yet... the office is on the 10th floor.
19. Now which office is the Peruvian consulate in? Ahh... maybe the office with the group of Peruvian speaking individuals outfront.
20. Read note taped to the door: Were only going to be open from 9:00-1:00 until June 3rd
21. Success!!! No visit to the consulate today. Round 2 tomorrow.
So im waiting for my doctor and then my usual nurse see me, stop in the middle of the door looks to both side and tells me..... RUN PERUVIAN RUN!!!!!! I start laughing so much.
ReplyDeleteLMAO...so flippin funny!
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